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Joke for the regulars

Glenn Author:Glenn posts : 275   (Expert)Date : 07-04-16 14:03

Joke for the regulars

It's not snowing so I know not many people will be viewing so something for the regulars!:

A Group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should
meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big boobs and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the ...
It's not snowing so I know not many people will be viewing so something for the regulars!:

A Group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should
meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big boobs and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive, The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed
where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they Could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would
meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

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peter o Author:peter o posts : 22   (Beginner)Date : 07-05-16 15:14

re:Joke for the regulars

ha ha,cheered up my tuesday,thanks Glenn,counting down to march next year,regards to all,Peter O
Another Mark Author:Another Mark posts : 122   (Intermediate)Date : 07-06-16 01:22

re:Joke for the regulars

Lol, well at least that's 3 of us who look at the forum through the summer !

Mark
david armstrong Author:david armstrong posts : 35   (Beginner)Date : 10-15-16 16:06

re:Joke for the regulars

a Penguin walked into Wetherspoons in Uxbridge , while being served he said to the barman "I,m looking for my brother have you seen him?" the barman replied "I don,t know, what does he look like!!!!"
Glenn Author:Glenn posts : 275   (Expert)Date : 10-18-16 15:35

re:Joke for the regulars

A Spanish magician told an audience that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno... Dos..." and poof. He vanished without a tres.
Silverfox424 Author:Silverfox424 posts : 188   (Intermediate)Date : 10-24-16 22:27

re:Joke for the regulars



A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.

When he finally got home on Sunday night, he ...


A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.

When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.

After two hours, she stopped nagging and said: 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' He replied: 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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Nudger Author:Nudger posts : 672   (Expert)Date : 11-26-16 13:02

re:Joke for the regulars

An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman, German, Spaniard, Frenchman, Portuguese man, Greek man, Bulgarian man, Cypriot, Australian man, Japanese man and a Chinese man all met up for a night out at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge.
But the door man said "You can't come in here without a Thai"

N.