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"Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask
me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you
ask me if I was Jewish ?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if
I was Mexican ? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey,
would you ask me if I was American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if Iwas Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
So with self-indignation, the Irishman says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just
because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase."

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b*tch!"