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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-30-06 11:42** JOKE **
2 Americans were touring North Wales and decided to stop for some lunch in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwwlllantysiliogogogoch.As the waitress came over to them, one American said...... "you know we really love your country and we love the quaint names you have over here. Please tell us again where we are, but say it very slowly."
The girl looked at him and then replied --- B.U.R.G.E.R. K.I.N.G.
PP
Just remembered the other one Steve
A guy was walking past a river when he heard a group of girls laughing. He peeped through the trees and noticed they were all naked and swimming in the river.
He went away and returned a few minutes later and approached the girls, holding a bucket.
On seeing him the girls all swam accross to the deep part and shouted to him "go away, we're not coming out of here until you're gone. You only want to see us naked."
"No" he replied, "I don't want to see you naked, I've just come down to ...
He went away and returned a few minutes later and approached the girls, holding a bucket.
On seeing him the girls all swam accross to the deep part and shouted to him "go away, we're not coming out of here until you're gone. You only want to see us naked."
"No" he replied, "I don't want to see you naked, I've just come down to ...
A guy was walking past a river when he heard a group of girls laughing. He peeped through the trees and noticed they were all naked and swimming in the river.
He went away and returned a few minutes later and approached the girls, holding a bucket.
On seeing him the girls all swam accross to the deep part and shouted to him "go away, we're not coming out of here until you're gone. You only want to see us naked."
"No" he replied, "I don't want to see you naked, I've just come down to feed the crocodiles!!!!!!!"
PP
He went away and returned a few minutes later and approached the girls, holding a bucket.
On seeing him the girls all swam accross to the deep part and shouted to him "go away, we're not coming out of here until you're gone. You only want to see us naked."
"No" he replied, "I don't want to see you naked, I've just come down to feed the crocodiles!!!!!!!"
PP
re: ** JOKE **
PP heard that one on Wogan this morning.Rico
