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** Joke **

The Donkey Walloper Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-16-06 10:30

** Joke **

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she
yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? ...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she
yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!"
she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering,
all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up
her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
No, Honey, Its because you're 24."
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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oldieski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-16-06 16:46

re: ** Joke **

Gets my contender for the "joke'de semaine" TDW!!
Beats all the others so far!