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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-28-06 07:19** Joke **
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had
Gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking Home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
Take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
Expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
Enough to squat down next to ...
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had
Gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking Home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
Take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
Expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
Enough to squat down next to ...
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had
Gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking Home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
Take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
Expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
Enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,
So she wiped with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
Normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned
The other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
Starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had
Gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking Home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
Take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
Expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
Enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,
So she wiped with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
Normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned
The other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
Starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'
re: ** Joke **
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little
budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, ...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little
budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, Puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping
is too fook'n dangerous for me!"
THERE'S MORE...
Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy, Watch dis," Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues
to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says,
"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
IT IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits
a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"
