Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to has dropped dead right as he was leaving the surgery!!!!!!

Doctor: " Shit, turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

I backed a great horse yesterday! It took seven other horses to beat him.

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last week she bought an escalator.

Complaint received from guest at the Perelik........
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

She's been married so many times she got rice marks on her face.

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

My brother died last week. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.


A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

PP