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The Scouse Vasectomy
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 08-22-07 11:44The Scouse Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can ...
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can ...
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "Hey hey...I may not be the smartest bleedin' kiddo in dah werld like, but I don't see how putting a firewerk in a bloody beer can next to me friggin' ear is going to help Doc...know what I mean like."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could
continue counting on his other hand.
At this point you may be interested to know that this procedure also works in Manchester & parts of Leicester
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "Hey hey...I may not be the smartest bleedin' kiddo in dah werld like, but I don't see how putting a firewerk in a bloody beer can next to me friggin' ear is going to help Doc...know what I mean like."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could
continue counting on his other hand.
At this point you may be interested to know that this procedure also works in Manchester & parts of Leicester
re: The Scouse Vasectomy
Ah Mr walloper that's an old one!!! I deleted your other joke it was a bit near the knuckle for this site.
re: The Scouse Vasectomy
Snowplough (a welshman) walking through a field, sees Mr Walloper drinking water from a pool with his hand. Snowplough
shouts "Paid yfed y dwr mae'gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr." (don'nt drink the water it's full of dung)Mr Walloper shouts back " I don't understand you"
Snowplough shouts back, " Use both hands, you'll get more in!"
sorry Mr Walloper no offence.
s.p.
re: The Scouse Vasectomy
The other joke wasnt any where near the knuckle Daniel