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2 old ladies standing at a bus stop, both smoking a fag when it starts to rain. One old lady reaches into her handbag and pulls out a condom which she places over her cigarette.

"What are you doing" asked her friend.

"Well it stops my fag getting wet" she replied.

The other old lady, thinking this a good idea goes to her local chemists and boldly asks "Can I have a packet of condoms please"

The chemist, thought he'd have a laugh replied " any particular size madam?"

"Yes" she said, "They need to be big enough to fit over a Camel !!!!!"

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