So Xmas Day is done and dusted,
Time to see if my skis have rusted,
Time to dig out the gear and see,
If my passport photo resembles me.
Time to find my skiing boots,
And all my lovely skiing suits,
My designer glasses that make me cool,
And my thermal vest, all made of wool.
My sexy socks to keep me cosy,
My sun bloc cream, cause my nose gets rosy,
My silly head which I always wear,
Every time I visit there.
And I must remember to bring along,
Some deodorant in case I ...
So Xmas Day is done and dusted,
Time to see if my skis have rusted,
Time to dig out the gear and see,
If my passport photo resembles me.
Time to find my skiing boots,
And all my lovely skiing suits,
My designer glasses that make me cool,
And my thermal vest, all made of wool.
My sexy socks to keep me cosy,
My sun bloc cream, cause my nose gets rosy,
My silly head which I always wear,
Every time I visit there.
And I must remember to bring along,
Some deodorant in case I pong,
A quick squirt here and a quick squirt there,
And some silly gel to groom my hair.
Yep, thats the lot, I think I'm ready,
To snuggle up inside my beddy,
And dream of Pamps, 'cause it's soon to be
An absolute reality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!