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A couple of ski jokes
Author:Sancho Proudfoot
posts : 11 (Beginner)Date : 01-20-08 11:49A couple of ski jokes
~~A couple of dyslexic skiers were stood at the top of the green run, contemplating their first-ever descent to the village. One said " I forget - should we zig-zag down, or do we zag-zig?"
The other skier replied: " I can't remember; let's ask that bloke on the sledge".
So they shuffle over to the guy on the sledge, and ask him whether they zig-zag or zag-zig down the slope. "Don't ask me," he says, " I'm a tobogganist"
"Oh, that's useful," says the first skier, "20 Benson & Hedges ...
The other skier replied: " I can't remember; let's ask that bloke on the sledge".
So they shuffle over to the guy on the sledge, and ask him whether they zig-zag or zag-zig down the slope. "Don't ask me," he says, " I'm a tobogganist"
"Oh, that's useful," says the first skier, "20 Benson & Hedges ...
~~A couple of dyslexic skiers were stood at the top of the green run, contemplating their first-ever descent to the village. One said " I forget - should we zig-zag down, or do we zag-zig?"
The other skier replied: " I can't remember; let's ask that bloke on the sledge".
So they shuffle over to the guy on the sledge, and ask him whether they zig-zag or zag-zig down the slope. "Don't ask me," he says, " I'm a tobogganist"
"Oh, that's useful," says the first skier, "20 Benson & Hedges please"
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What's the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?
-- About a week
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Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two; One to actually chnage the bulb, and one to say "Nice turn, nice turn!"
The other skier replied: " I can't remember; let's ask that bloke on the sledge".
So they shuffle over to the guy on the sledge, and ask him whether they zig-zag or zag-zig down the slope. "Don't ask me," he says, " I'm a tobogganist"
"Oh, that's useful," says the first skier, "20 Benson & Hedges please"
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What's the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?
-- About a week
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two; One to actually chnage the bulb, and one to say "Nice turn, nice turn!"
