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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-20-04 16:00A cracker!
Irish Church Goer
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for
the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for
the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ...
Irish Church Goer
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for
the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran
into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other
night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only
been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come."
11 days to go WOOHOO
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for
the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran
into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other
night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only
been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come."
11 days to go WOOHOO
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Really like that oneLOL
IMT
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Ally do you read FHM by chance? I live in a little place called Toddington jct12 M1 adbout 42miles to Heathrowre: A cracker!
Toddington - what - do you live at the Service Station???J
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Ah Judith you have found me out! Toddington is famous for its quite lovely service station very posh you know it now has a Marks & Spencers at it
ps 50p!?re: A cracker!
Ah, is that also where they make the Astons or is that Newport Pagnell?re: A cracker!
That would be Newport Pagnell only 30 miles out Judith!re: A cracker!
I know Toddington well, My boss lives on the other side of Leighton Buzzard from you, on the A418 towards Aylesbury!I was through Toddington yesterday going back to the M1 after dropping stuff at his house!
Ally
