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It being Xmas and all, it's practically law that atleast one Bond film must be shown today (I assume there is one today?)
Anyway here's some advice for all of you that plan on world domination sometime in the future...

If I ever become an Evil Overlord:

1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is _not_ too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on
the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the
Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks,
"Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?" My reply will be, "No, just sensible."
8. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you
kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?"
I'll shoot him, and then say "No".
9. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married
immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle
in three weeks time during which the final phase of my plan will
be carried out.
10. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely
necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push".
11. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is
destined to overthrow me - I'll do it myself.
12. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small
hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no
need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or
leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
14. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an
accident: I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies
wouldn't believe it.
15. I will make it clear that I _do_ know the meaning of the word
"mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.
16. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any
flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected
before implementation.
17. All slain enemies will be cremated, not left for dead at the
bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well
as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the
aforementioned disposal.
18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as
members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear
military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.
19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or
any other form of last request.
20. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I
find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it
to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just
putting his plan into operation.
21. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad
scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.
22. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's
just one thing I want to know."
23. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to
their advice.

Enjoy

I knew I could rely on Auntie to show Bond.

I am too full of food to be properly bored. The chefs have out done themselves today. Obviously that's why the food has been so bad all year, because they've been saving their entire budget for today!
My poor stomach. I'm going to have to have strengtheners inserted into my board after this.
Looks like Bulgaria is going off big stylee! 9 days and counting till I can cause chaos in Boro (heh heh heh I've got 4 weeks of enforced no drinking to make up for!)
Dreaming of mas cervesas

Hahahahaha Russell u old! Happy birthday mate. Xmas and b'day all in a 1er eh? Lots of pressies!
I get off here on the 28th....so soooon; then I can drink myself silly again! Hurrah.
My flatmate booked all of our flights, so he's leaving from Gatwick with his girl friend, 2 are leaving from Heathrow and two from Manchester (don't ask...I did and got an incomprehensible reply but apparently there is a good reason for it) so I guess that makes 6 of us.
See ya in the Buzz bar!

Thirsty Topper