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Airport Chat

glenn Author:Glenn posts : 275   (Expert)Date : 10-15-12 15:21

Airport Chat

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at Heathrow. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.

He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: " We love to fly and it shows ".The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line ...
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at Heathrow. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.

He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: " We love to fly and it shows ".The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world". Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again , this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".
The woman looks at him sternly and says; " What the f### do you want?"

"Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face "Ryanair"!!!

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