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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
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> First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
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> As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the
> others who's boss he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his
> employer won't be best pleased he disposes of by feeding them to the
> lions, as lions will eat anything.
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> Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
> attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
> Chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to
> the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls
> the corpses into the lion enclosure.
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> He moved on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
> American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He
> grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what
> to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat
> anything.
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> Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
lion and says "What's the food like here?"
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> The lion says:
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> "Absolutely brilliant! Today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees."