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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 11:21Another Joke, If you don't want to read, then don't
A trucker stops at a junction in Pamporovo, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers his window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and he proceeds down the street.
Then the truck stops at another junction, the blonde catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to the truck and knocks on the door.
Again the trucker lowers the window. As ...
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers his window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and he proceeds down the street.
Then the truck stops at another junction, the blonde catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to the truck and knocks on the door.
Again the trucker lowers the window. As ...
A trucker stops at a junction in Pamporovo, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers his window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and he proceeds down the street.
Then the truck stops at another junction, the blonde catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to the truck and knocks on the door.
Again the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the road.
At the Junction, the same thing happens again. All out of breath the blonde gets out of her car runs up to the truck and knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers his window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" When the road is clear, the trucker revs up and races to the Junction.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he says...."Hi, My name is Phil. It is winter, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK."
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers his window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and he proceeds down the street.
Then the truck stops at another junction, the blonde catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to the truck and knocks on the door.
Again the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the road.
At the Junction, the same thing happens again. All out of breath the blonde gets out of her car runs up to the truck and knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers his window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" When the road is clear, the trucker revs up and races to the Junction.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he says...."Hi, My name is Phil. It is winter, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK."
re: Another Joke, If you don't want to read, then don't
Another good 'un LOLre: Another Joke, If you don't want to read, then don't
A biker picks up a hitch hiker on his way from Sofia to Borovets. As it's the ski season it's very cold. After half an hour the hitch hiker taps the biker on the shoulder to get him to pull over. "What's the matter?" says the biker. " I am bloody freezing" says the hitch hiker. "ok then, here's an old trick for you, put your leather jacket on back to front. This stops the draft getting in through the zips, and keeps you warm". The hitch hiker does this, and they set off. In order to make up ...
A biker picks up a hitch hiker on his way from Sofia to Borovets. As it's the ski season it's very cold. After half an hour the hitch hiker taps the biker on the shoulder to get him to pull over. "What's the matter?" says the biker. " I am bloody freezing" says the hitch hiker. "ok then, here's an old trick for you, put your leather jacket on back to front. This stops the draft getting in through the zips, and keeps you warm". The hitch hiker does this, and they set off. In order to make up the lost time, the biker isn't hanging about. While giving the throttle a big twist to overtake a bus, he does a little wheelie, and loses the hitch hiker off the back. After about ten minutes, he spots blue lights behind him and pulls over. The police officer asks him if he's had a passenger tonight. Suddenly realising they've fallen off, he asks if they are ok. The officer replies "well he was fine until we turned his head the right way round"
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