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Another Joke

Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 20:52

Another Joke

A woman was very seriously ill and in need of a brain transplant to survive.
As the operation was not offered on the National Health Service her
relatives opted to pay for it privately. On discussion with the surgeon they
came to the inevitable question of fees.
Well said the surgeon if you have a female brain it will cost £5,000 but I can
offer you a discount if you agree to take a male one. It would only cost
£3000 all in.

Why the difference in price? They asked.

That ...
A woman was very seriously ill and in need of a brain transplant to survive.
As the operation was not offered on the National Health Service her
relatives opted to pay for it privately. On discussion with the surgeon they
came to the inevitable question of fees.
Well said the surgeon if you have a female brain it will cost £5,000 but I can
offer you a discount if you agree to take a male one. It would only cost
£3000 all in.

Why the difference in price? They asked.

That is obvious the surgeon replied the male brain has been used and is
therefore second hand!

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kathryn Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 21:05

re: Another Joke

lol - not!
And no more blondes jokes please
Kathryn (not the 40 mates one!)
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 21:06

re: Another Joke

AW Kathryn, don't be like that.

When do you leave pamps, will you still be there on Saturday 31st night time?

I arrive at about 6-6.30pm

Ally
kathryn Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 21:10

re: Another Joke

We'll still be their then (don't know wot sort of state though!!) - leave on the sun 1st Feb
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 21:13

re: Another Joke

Well, I am sure I will be in the White hart by about 9pm.

see you there!

Ally
kathryn Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 21:16

re: Another Joke

C U Ally (in a scottish accent)
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 21:19

re: Another Joke

Did you know I am Scottish?