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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-10-04 13:17Another Joke
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% were probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed the husband felt fine ...
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% were probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed the husband felt fine ...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% were probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.
Ally
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% were probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.
Ally
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Very good!re: Another Joke
hahahahare: Another Joke
Alright Ally? Good holiday fella? Mine was top banana! Looking forward to going to Canada to Whistler/Blackcomb next year for my 21st though, take care of yourself mate. Break anything?Pete Storm
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LOL
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Hi Pete, just about recovered now, liver is getting back to normal!What a holiday, it was good to meet all you guys!
Never been to whistler, I have skied Lake Louise, Banff And Sunshine Village. AWESOME.
Ally
