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Another airline based thing...
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-19-04 14:33Another airline based thing...
Sods Laws for Frequent Flyers..
1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper. ...
1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper. ...
Sods Laws for Frequent Flyers..
1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
9. The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
IMT
1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
9. The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
IMT
re: Another airline based thing...
The in-flight meal will always be chicken.
We have everything on our duty free list, except what YOU want.
You pick a window seat, and the window is steamed up.
You pick an isle seat, and the guy by the window has a stomach problem.
The lady at the check-in said ''Window seat or isle''. I said window seat or you'll bloody what????''
The captain always sounds smug.
The guy next to you always laughs at the movie.
A plastic cup is useful to cover the smoke detector in the loo.
On ...
We have everything on our duty free list, except what YOU want.
You pick a window seat, and the window is steamed up.
You pick an isle seat, and the guy by the window has a stomach problem.
The lady at the check-in said ''Window seat or isle''. I said window seat or you'll bloody what????''
The captain always sounds smug.
The guy next to you always laughs at the movie.
A plastic cup is useful to cover the smoke detector in the loo.
On ...
The in-flight meal will always be chicken.
We have everything on our duty free list, except what YOU want.
You pick a window seat, and the window is steamed up.
You pick an isle seat, and the guy by the window has a stomach problem.
The lady at the check-in said ''Window seat or isle''. I said window seat or you'll bloody what????''
The captain always sounds smug.
The guy next to you always laughs at the movie.
A plastic cup is useful to cover the smoke detector in the loo.
On landing, everybody but you gets up before the seatbelt light goes off.
All the male stewards are camp.
The guy in front always reclines his chair as you are about to eat.
How true???????
Pamps Pete
We have everything on our duty free list, except what YOU want.
You pick a window seat, and the window is steamed up.
You pick an isle seat, and the guy by the window has a stomach problem.
The lady at the check-in said ''Window seat or isle''. I said window seat or you'll bloody what????''
The captain always sounds smug.
The guy next to you always laughs at the movie.
A plastic cup is useful to cover the smoke detector in the loo.
On landing, everybody but you gets up before the seatbelt light goes off.
All the male stewards are camp.
The guy in front always reclines his chair as you are about to eat.
How true???????
Pamps Pete
re: Another airline based thing...
Veryre: Another airline based thing...
IMTYou are wrong with number nine!
The best looking girl on the flight - my girlfriend - is always sat next to me
YT
