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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-19-04 17:06Another blond joke
A blond walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins and out pops the Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine and another can of Coke pops out. She keeps putting in coins and cans of Coke keep coming out. A guy comes up behind her and says " Can I please use the machine" she says "f**k off can't you see I am winning".Ally
some more funnies....
LOL - v. funny.
NICKNAMES -
If Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em go out for lunch, they will call each
other Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em. But if Mike, Ally, Pete and Daniel go
out for a night, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla, PeanutHead and Numb-Nuts.
EATING OUT -
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20,
even though it's only for £22.50. None of them will have anything smaller,
and none will actually admit they ...
NICKNAMES -
If Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em go out for lunch, they will call each
other Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em. But if Mike, Ally, Pete and Daniel go
out for a night, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla, PeanutHead and Numb-Nuts.
EATING OUT -
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20,
even though it's only for £22.50. None of them will have anything smaller,
and none will actually admit they ...
LOL - v. funny.
NICKNAMES -
If Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em go out for lunch, they will call each
other Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em. But if Mike, Ally, Pete and Daniel go
out for a night, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla, PeanutHead and Numb-Nuts.
EATING OUT -
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20,
even though it's only for £22.50. None of them will have anything smaller,
and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their
bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY -
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item
that she doesn't want.
BATHROOMS -
A man has six items in his bathroom: A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
bar of soap, and a towel from the Ramada. The average number of items
in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify
most of these items.
ARGUMENTS -
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
CATS -
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men
kick cats.
FUTURE -
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS -
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE -
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
DRESSING UP -
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for
weddings and funerals.
NATURAL -
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
OFFSPRING -
Ah, children! A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
appointments and romances, best friends and favourite foods and secret fears
and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in
the house.
Rie
NICKNAMES -
If Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em go out for lunch, they will call each
other Judith, Bobby, Rie and Em. But if Mike, Ally, Pete and Daniel go
out for a night, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla, PeanutHead and Numb-Nuts.
EATING OUT -
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20,
even though it's only for £22.50. None of them will have anything smaller,
and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their
bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY -
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item
that she doesn't want.
BATHROOMS -
A man has six items in his bathroom: A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
bar of soap, and a towel from the Ramada. The average number of items
in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify
most of these items.
ARGUMENTS -
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
CATS -
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men
kick cats.
FUTURE -
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS -
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE -
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
DRESSING UP -
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for
weddings and funerals.
NATURAL -
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
OFFSPRING -
Ah, children! A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
appointments and romances, best friends and favourite foods and secret fears
and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in
the house.
Rie
re: some more funnies....
Marridge is wore than just a word........... it's a sentance.Pamps Pete
re: some more funnies....
Women love cats for exactly the same reasons they hate men.....re: Another blond joke
Very harsh on blondes Ally, although I am a blond myself!!!YT
re: Another blond joke
Sorry about that YT, but they are an easy target, wasn't too sure whether to put on irish jokes!!Ally
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