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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause this is the last stop! All of you b*****ds who are getting on, get your ass in the train now cause we're going down the tracks!"

The horrified mother went in and told her son "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now i want you to go to your room and stay there for 2 hours. When you come out, you may play with your train but i want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...... "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She listens as the boy continues..... For those of you who are just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train and we hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added......

"For those of you who are p****d off about the 2 hour delay, please see the FAT BITCH in the kitchen!!