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Ant

Sophie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 16:58
Stoo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 17:01

re: Ant

What do you get if you cross ants with tics?

(ANS: All sorts of antics! Wink
Onmybumski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 17:12

re: Ant

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Tenants
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? Independant
What is the biggest ant in the world? Elephant
What ant is even bigger than that? Giant
What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique
What game do ants play with elephants? Squash
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies
What do you call an ant from overseas? Important
What do you call an ant with frogs legs? Antphibian
What's the ...
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Tenants
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? Independant
What is the biggest ant in the world? Elephant
What ant is even bigger than that? Giant
What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique
What game do ants play with elephants? Squash
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies
What do you call an ant from overseas? Important
What do you call an ant with frogs legs? Antphibian
What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.
Why did the ant race along the boxtop? Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."
What do you call an ant who sluffs school? Truant
What kind of ant is good at adding things up? Accountant
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Sophie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 17:14

re: Ant

Lmao yoo sure do know a lot of jokes on ANTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Razz Cool Surprised Smile Very Happy
Onmybumski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 17:15
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 17:16
Stoo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 17:17

re: Ant

What do you call an ant who goes on a ski holiday to BG, and gets done for being drunk and disorderly because there's no snow?

...miscreant.
Onmybumski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-10-07 17:18