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Any Friday jokes?

Office Skills

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"
"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."
"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."
Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."

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Very good, especially when i spend most of my working day on here!!!

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Fastest food in the world ?

Scone.

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How very very true Tanny

Made me giggle

Pete x

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I think that's fastest cake

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Patient...
'Doctor Doctor I've got a rash.'

Doctor...
'Well I'll be with you as soon as I can!'


Pete

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Q....Whats the fastest drink ?

A... Milk

before you know it it's past-ur-eyes

think about it.........

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thanks folks!
Have a good weekend

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old man goes into chemists. asks for 4 viagra cut into quarters

assistant says ' a quarter of a tab won't make any difference sir'

'i'm 94 years old' he says 'i don't want a hard on, just want it to stick out far enough to stop p**s getting on me slippers'