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Apology for Lord Lewis
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-10-04 16:37Apology for Lord Lewis
Lord Lewis
It has saddened my regal heart that you should consider a plan is afoot to oust you from your rightful seat as ruler of the Kingdom of Woodhouses.
The mere discussion of myself aspiring to the giddy heights of Kingship, without your holy blessing was words truly spoken in jest.
The mead was flowing freely, and loose tongues and disloyalty were apparent amongst the painted hussies and non-believers of the royal village.
Lady Applecart was awash with cider, and bestowed ...
It has saddened my regal heart that you should consider a plan is afoot to oust you from your rightful seat as ruler of the Kingdom of Woodhouses.
The mere discussion of myself aspiring to the giddy heights of Kingship, without your holy blessing was words truly spoken in jest.
The mead was flowing freely, and loose tongues and disloyalty were apparent amongst the painted hussies and non-believers of the royal village.
Lady Applecart was awash with cider, and bestowed ...
Lord Lewis
It has saddened my regal heart that you should consider a plan is afoot to oust you from your rightful seat as ruler of the Kingdom of Woodhouses.
The mere discussion of myself aspiring to the giddy heights of Kingship, without your holy blessing was words truly spoken in jest.
The mead was flowing freely, and loose tongues and disloyalty were apparent amongst the painted hussies and non-believers of the royal village.
Lady Applecart was awash with cider, and bestowed herself with the title of Princess, and foolishly in a moment of sheer madness I followed suit and dispensed with my Earlship and assumed the title of King. With hindsight this was a mistake one would not repeat.
Please take this moment to accept my humble apologies.
A flagon of gratis ale shall be granted at the hour of 9.15 this very eve.
Till then my Lord.
Earl ( still ) Wakey.
It has saddened my regal heart that you should consider a plan is afoot to oust you from your rightful seat as ruler of the Kingdom of Woodhouses.
The mere discussion of myself aspiring to the giddy heights of Kingship, without your holy blessing was words truly spoken in jest.
The mead was flowing freely, and loose tongues and disloyalty were apparent amongst the painted hussies and non-believers of the royal village.
Lady Applecart was awash with cider, and bestowed herself with the title of Princess, and foolishly in a moment of sheer madness I followed suit and dispensed with my Earlship and assumed the title of King. With hindsight this was a mistake one would not repeat.
Please take this moment to accept my humble apologies.
A flagon of gratis ale shall be granted at the hour of 9.15 this very eve.
Till then my Lord.
Earl ( still ) Wakey.
re: Apology for Lord Lewis
My Heart is no longer Heavy Earl Wakey, such disloyalty could only stem from the lowly boroughs of Upper Limeside, Newton on the Heath and Moston of New.Such temptations will be placed in front of you in Years to come, but resist ye shall.
Long live the Lord
Regards
Lord Lewis of Marston
p.s. See you at 9.15pm Headquarters
re: Apology for Lord Lewis
Off with your head you grovelling little tick.......thats what I say hooorah. Applecart is chuffed to be elevated to Princess and is actively looking for a Royal standard and personlised number plate. I've been relgated to to the status of a flea from Baldricks pubes and must only utter " arf o cider for m'lady" when instructed to do so!re: Apology for Lord Lewis
hoo-rah for Lord Tre-he-vor of the pubes.The creeping dethroned one.
Earl Wakey.
re: Apology for Lord Lewis
The Regal Princess shall not relinquish the title bestowed on her from herself, even if the flowing flagons of cider were a-flowing freely in the Kingdom of Woodhouses. HRH Flea-Treheeeeva shall have his Royal pubes shaved if there is any more disloyalty to the Princess.Princess Applecart
