Ashley Cole has been banned from driving for 4 months for doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. His defence was he was speeding because he was being chased by the paparatsy.
The truth is he was running late and John Terry was coming round for tea!
Well, at least Capello looks like he's sorting John Terry out.
He's called Wayne Bridge to tell him that he's had a word with John Terry and he's lost the captain's armband.
He said to Wayne "is there any chance you could look under your bed for it please ?"
Wayne Bridge sent his ex girlfriend a life size model of his manhood made from cadburys chocolate........................... she sent it back saying she prefered Terrys.