I think that skiing could be traced at pregnacy. It's called the female gene. Skiing for girls, boarding for those with the balls! Lady boarders rock as they are fed up of the ponces on skis snaking the way down the mountain and just getting in the way!
Saying that, a mountain free of skiers would be no fun at all. Who would you take the pee out of when on the lift as the bad taste 1980's day glow Campari jacket goes by on a pair of planks?
Wot's the problem with boarders sitting on the slope anyway? Hot balls need cooling! It's not like you skiers are going fast enough to do any damage! Is it just the fact that we disrupt the snake trail?
Gays on trays? funny that coming from skier!
No comeback on the gay glo ski wear?
I probably shouldn't be saying all this as I used to ski......... Many moons ago obviously!
I came to my senses 12 years ago though you'll be pleased to know!
Ref the gays on trays, on my trips to the Dolimites the 50yr old Italians in all in one 1970s suits take some beating BUT at least they fit. wots withyou guys wearing oversize clothes are you hoping to grow up on one day!