Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Ban Boarders??

Fathead Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 21:38

re: Ban Boarders??

I think that skiing could be traced at pregnacy. It's called the female gene. Skiing for girls, boarding for those with the balls! Lady boarders rock as they are fed up of the ponces on skis snaking the way down the mountain and just getting in the way!

Saying that, a mountain free of skiers would be no fun at all. Who would you take the pee out of when on the lift as the bad taste 1980's day glow Campari jacket goes by on a pair of planks?

Wink
CJ Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 21:50

re: Ban Boarders??

Round 247...ding ding... Very Happy
Del Boy Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:02

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Got ot now Farthead,

Boarders appear to dislike girles also, your nuts must be frozen also from all that sitting down, feel sorry for ya

Del Boy Very Happy Booze Booze
markymark Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:04

re: Ban Boarders??

theres enough runs just put skiiers and boarders on seperate slopes, skiiers in bg boarders in scotland
lizaloveit Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:12
Fathead Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:28

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Wot's the problem with boarders sitting on the slope anyway? Hot balls need cooling! It's not like you skiers are going fast enough to do any damage! Is it just the fact that we disrupt the snake trail?

Gays on trays? funny that coming from skier!

No comeback on the gay glo ski wear?

I probably shouldn't be saying all this as I used to ski......... Many moons ago obviously!

I came to my senses 12 years ago though you'll be pleased to know!

Del Boy Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:34
Fathead Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:43
Del Boy Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:47

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Hey Fart Head,


Ref the gays on trays, on my trips to the Dolimites the 50yr old Italians in all in one 1970s suits take some beating BUT at least they fit. wots withyou guys wearing oversize clothes are you hoping to grow up on one day!

Razz Very Happy Very Happy Booze Booze
ski king Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-16-08 22:57

re: Ban Boarders??

i have short ski,s so not skier or border?