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Bansko Ski Road Fastest Time

Lord Lewis of Marston Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-22-05 10:58

Bansko Ski Road Fastest Time

Sorry Bansko Boy but Mr Keith Thomas of the Failsworth 34
( 46 booked for next January ) was about to obliterate the Record and put you time to shame, when he was summoned by the Ski Police and issued with the Resorts first ever Red Card for Speeding which resulted in his Ski Pass being confiscated and only returned after attending an interview the following day at Ski School Headquarters at the Gondola.
The fact that he is an intermediate Skier and did send a young Woman spinning into a ...
Sorry Bansko Boy but Mr Keith Thomas of the Failsworth 34
( 46 booked for next January ) was about to obliterate the Record and put you time to shame, when he was summoned by the Ski Police and issued with the Resorts first ever Red Card for Speeding which resulted in his Ski Pass being confiscated and only returned after attending an interview the following day at Ski School Headquarters at the Gondola.
The fact that he is an intermediate Skier and did send a young Woman spinning into a ditch whilst completely out of control
( fortunately she was fine ) was lost on Keith who was in the process of Teaching his young Son ,Lee ,who had left his Father dead in his tracks all day, as to " Whos the Daddy "
Keith is still telling anyone who will listen as to the Record he would surely hold but for the silly little Girl who got in his way.
He accepts that he does not in fact hold the current Record, but has vowed to return in January for another Assault (sic ) on the 7km Thigh Burner and bring the Record back to England.
Regards
Lord Lewis of Marston

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Val Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-22-05 11:17

re: Bansko Ski Road Fastest Time

He deserved to lose his pass for that. It doesn't matter how good a skier you are you must consider others on the slope. They are there to enjoy their holiday too.
Lord Lewis of Marston Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-22-05 12:04

re: Bansko Ski Road Fastest Time

Think this one might have gone over your head this time Val.
I was attempting to be Ironic towards
BanskoBoys Subject and Mr Thomas' shame
Hope you have a great time out there, but leave breaking the Record on the Ski Road well alone
Regards
Lord Lewis