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Bird Flu

jonbonce Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-11-06 23:45

Bird Flu

Ive just realised ive got bird flu... Must ave, i've strarted talking rubbish, wearing make-up and i cant park our f...ing car.
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-11-06 23:56

re: Bird Flu

Like it jonbonce

You know when you've got Birdflu when........

You can't find a thing to wear.
You start making the bed as soon as you get up.
You diet every other day.
You start believing soap operas.
You have your naughty bits waxed, but leave some for no reason.

I'll leave you to add more. Wink

PP
Cool
jonbonce Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-11-06 23:58
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-12-06 00:01

re: Bird Flu

It will, but not for a few days.

I'm no forecaster, but if put on the spot I would guess that the main fall will happen around the 25th Jan.
It's the norm and everything till now has been consistant with the last few years.

PP
Cool
jonbonce Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-12-06 00:13

re: Bird Flu

just makes me chuckle cos thats every other posting.... Bring on the jokes i say.
Jay B Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-12-06 00:24

re: Bird Flu

What you like at opening jars? Very Happy
jonbonce Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-12-06 00:26
Lewie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-12-06 09:41

re: Bird Flu



You start thinking Big Brother is entertainment!!
Andrew Bulmer Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-12-06 12:52

re: Bird Flu

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, ...
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

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