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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
The
son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as
he
can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
takes
him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders
up
the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons
looking
on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy
takes
his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a
whoop
of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons
chant
"Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar
goes wild.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The
patrons
chant "Take another drink, take another drink" ! The bartender ignores
the
whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands
he
reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his
knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and
stumbles to the left .... then to the right .... right through the
front
door and into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him
instantly. The bar falls silent and the father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs, shakes he head, and says...















".... well he should have quit while he was a head!"