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The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support
>Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
>
>These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
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>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by
>Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I
>believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
>sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
>with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
>
>
>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
>at a party at 3600 Grand avenue where I had unprotected s*ex with a man I
>met that night. I do remember that the s*ex was so good that I fainted. If
>you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number?
>Thanks.
>
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> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
>that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
>you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
>replaced.
>
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>5. I have never had s*ex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
>confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
>risen again.
>
>
>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
>so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
>British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
>country. Please advise.
>
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look a the
>same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
>
>
> 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can
>you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
>
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney
>maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
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>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
>sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
>have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146
>Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
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>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when
>you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you if*art.