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Im interviewing three girls for a job behind the bar in my club, and so they come in one by one, i ask them all what they would do with a £5 that is just lying on the floor at the start of the shift, the first girl said that shed pick it up and put it in the till as it wasnt hers and must belong to the club. The second girl said that as the till would have been balanced it would throw it out so she would put it in her pocket. The third girl said that she would split it 50-50 because she couldnt be sure as to who it belonged to and there was an element of finders keepers, so which one did i give the job too...........answer to follow

OK it's old and it's not very funny but here goes.
This bloke right. He has 3 girlfriends. Can't decide which one to marry. So he gives them each £5000 to see what they do with it. First one buys lovely new clothes, has a facial has a little nip and tuck here and there and sez ' I did it to look nice for you'.

Second one goes out buys home cinema system, golf clubs, top of the line Predators, new CD. The works. Gives them to the bloke . 'I did it because I care for you' she cries.

Third one takes the cash invests it in the stock market. Quickly triples her money and pays the bloke back and sez 'I did it because I care for our future'.

Bloke can't decide so he marries the one with the biggest tits.