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Me too Daniel.

Maybe we could meet up for a half of pilsner and share a few jokes,

here's a taster for you...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from the
cashier's nameplate that his name is Patrick Whack.

"Hi Mr Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patrick looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
the bank manager.

Patrick explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patrick explains that he'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

He finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."

He holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."

see you next week