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Can you help with my drinking habit?
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 12-12-03 09:47Can you help with my drinking habit?
I need some serious help with my drinking habit. It's just that I'm trying to prepare to go skiing for the week with Pamps Pete and the gang and I'm tee-total - honest. Remember, I work for the BBC and we don't get paid enough to buy alcohol!How can I get prepared in time?
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Buy 12 bottles of wine.
As a tea-totaller you should remove the cork from the first bottle and pour the contents down the sink, except for one large tumbler full, which you should drink in order to find out what you are missing. Continue to do this for the next four bottles.
On the 6th sink you should take the plug out of the bottle and throw yourself down the cork except for the glass which you should eat.
After holding an exciting conversation with the toilet and bumping into evey ...
As a tea-totaller you should remove the cork from the first bottle and pour the contents down the sink, except for one large tumbler full, which you should drink in order to find out what you are missing. Continue to do this for the next four bottles.
On the 6th sink you should take the plug out of the bottle and throw yourself down the cork except for the glass which you should eat.
After holding an exciting conversation with the toilet and bumping into evey ...
Buy 12 bottles of wine.
As a tea-totaller you should remove the cork from the first bottle and pour the contents down the sink, except for one large tumbler full, which you should drink in order to find out what you are missing. Continue to do this for the next four bottles.
On the 6th sink you should take the plug out of the bottle and throw yourself down the cork except for the glass which you should eat.
After holding an exciting conversation with the toilet and bumping into evey person on your way back, you will then realise you are able to consume the other 6 bottles, sing Wll Survive at the top of you voice, and put the world to right without any problem whatsoever.
Then you will be ready to say you have kept up with Pamporovo Pete!!!!!!!
As a tea-totaller you should remove the cork from the first bottle and pour the contents down the sink, except for one large tumbler full, which you should drink in order to find out what you are missing. Continue to do this for the next four bottles.
On the 6th sink you should take the plug out of the bottle and throw yourself down the cork except for the glass which you should eat.
After holding an exciting conversation with the toilet and bumping into evey person on your way back, you will then realise you are able to consume the other 6 bottles, sing Wll Survive at the top of you voice, and put the world to right without any problem whatsoever.
Then you will be ready to say you have kept up with Pamporovo Pete!!!!!!!
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Should that be red wine or white wine?
re: Can you help with my drinking habit?
Better make it white.Don't want you spilling red wine all down your front.
Someone may thing the Mafia have got to you.
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Will there be a practice session at Gatwick Airport on 25th January?re: Can you help with my drinking habit?
Will there be a practice session at Gatwick Airport on 25th January?re: Can you help with my drinking habit?
You can bet your sweet bippy on it!!!!!!!In order to meet up, if I get to Gatwick first I will put a big 'X' in chalk outside of the departure entrance. If you get there first, rub it out!!!!
Gimme a call on my mobile, 07966 158391 and we'll arrange to meet up.
First drinks on me, but NOT tea!!
PP
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JudithI think its good advice to prebook yourself into a drying out clinic for when you come back from your holiday..........My liver was pickled. Also get a prescription for anti-depressants, boy did I have the holiday blues when I came home!!! I booked another holiday as soon as I can back, that helped.
Only three weeks to go!! Can't wait!!!!
Jane
