Bulgaria Ski discussion board

CHINESE PROVERBS
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>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get t y red.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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