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Chubbles don't like no plane!
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-19-05 15:24Chubbles don't like no plane!
Has anyone got any advice for traveling on planes?, you see I’ve got a phobia of flying. I’ve tried all the pills, bracelets, lucky rabbits foot, lucky craws feather, lucky Larsson jearsey, lodge sovereign and lucky jewelry I can but still come over in hot sweats when I so much as see a plane. The only way I’ve managed to get put on a plane before is when my mate and comrade Hannibal Hill slips a tranquiliser into my milk (my favourate drink, as well as cremola foam of course). The only ...
Has anyone got any advice for traveling on planes?, you see I’ve got a phobia of flying. I’ve tried all the pills, bracelets, lucky rabbits foot, lucky craws feather, lucky Larsson jearsey, lodge sovereign and lucky jewelry I can but still come over in hot sweats when I so much as see a plane. The only way I’ve managed to get put on a plane before is when my mate and comrade Hannibal Hill slips a tranquiliser into my milk (my favourate drink, as well as cremola foam of course). The only problem then is when I come round I’ve a sore head and take it our on my friends, then that makes me sad.
I’ve been looking on ebay for a 4 leaf clover, I’ll get a St Christopher? But I’m loosing faith in me lucky charms. Any advice welcome.
Chubbles
I’ve been looking on ebay for a 4 leaf clover, I’ll get a St Christopher? But I’m loosing faith in me lucky charms. Any advice welcome.
Chubbles
re: Chubbles don't like no plane!
What about asking th Airwolf boys for a lift instead?
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if you have flying problems theyll just start when u se the plane for bulgaria now thats what i call scary;re: Chubbles don't like no plane!
Ive got a plan chubbles. Have a box of my old favorite "RED DEATH" McEwans Export- 12 tins adequate to knock you out Till Tuesday-meantime we`ll drip feed you some Bulgarian Duff Beer- youll wake up without the hangover and evrybodys a winner. For the way home take a wiff of Dogs sweaty thermals- thatll put you out cold for a week- dont worry about princess Fi- Ive got another plan there!!!!I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!!
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I know exactly how you feel i am petrified of flying but managed a very nervous flight to Austria skiing last year! All i did was sweat and panic and get annoyed at my boyfriend who tried to calm m down .The best thing i find is listening to the Paul Mckenna cd on fear of flying if that doesn't help go skiing in France and use the Euro tunnel and snow train! No planes involved my idea of a relaxing enjoyable skiing holiday! re: Chubbles don't like no plane!
If you are scared of flying, I hope you aren't on a Balkan Holidays holiday
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If things get a bit shaky, shut your eyes and imagine that your flying a Spitfire or Bi-plane in WWII, thats what you call scary. Bullets & shrapnel flying everywhere and your in a flying bathtub!You'll soon realise how lucky we are to be able to jet around the world to find the Sun & more importantly the snow. Just imagine if we were confined to this country permenantly
Cheers
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Your not far off the truth there. If you with Balkan hold on tight cause your gona have one hell of a ride. Flew into Bristol a while back, it was as if he came in sideways, we were thrown all over the place!!! I certain shite my pants!!!Don't worry though, whats the worst that can happen....
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you do know that the weel fell off the plane from gatwick to plovdiv on saturday