Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Awrite Snow people,

Got a bit of an embarrassing problem and need some help and reassurance! You see I have got a club foot, it's kinda passed through generations in my family since my Great Aunt Ella (THE HAMMER) White. Well I went to the Doctors and told him I was going skiing and he said I would need to get one ski bigger than the other as my feet are different sizes? Can anyone advise on this?
Surely if I have ski's of different sizes it will affect my directional ability and I'll probably go in circles???
It took me ages to find a place online that I could buy ski boots as the resort do not cater for people with my special problem.
No doubt you'll hear me plodding round the bars from the 22nd and oh yeah it will be my birthday on the 21st and I have asked for in line skates for the summer months!

Thanks

Oh no not on the arse??????? Ive got piles like grapes- christ thats going to hurt. No on a serious note I hope folk dont take the mickey out of me-theres less fortunate folk than me going on our trip- He spent £2k on hair replacement but that failed-bought a wig for £100 and flat tops went out of fashion.Got a cat to chear him up, called it ANNIE took it to the vet and they told him its a bloke cat- he made the front page of the Heathhall Herald and was ridiculed for years.Hes had a right hard time of it - so really my club foot is nothing to worry about-