Bulgaria Ski discussion board

As it's late, thought I'd try and make you laugh with some old commentating gaffs.

James Allen interviewing Ralph Schumacher after an accident. "So what does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the 1994 US Masters, "Ballesteros must be feeling a lot better after his 69 this morning."

US TV presenter talking to the weather forecaster the day after he had forecast heavy rain which failed to arrive. " So Bob, what happened to that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Pat Glenn commentating on the Olympic Ladies Weightlifting. "This girl is amazing. I saw her snatch this morning and it was awsome."

Mike Hallett comentating on the 1998 world snooker final. "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis' misses every chance he gets".

Harry Carpenter commentating at the end of the 1977 boat race. "And that's really nice to see. The wife of the Cambridge President has just kissed the cox of the Oxford crew."

Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCory's formidable lead in a race. " And Tony takes a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

Jack Burnicle discussing the type of tyre selected by Colin Edwards in the world superbike championship.
"Colin had a hard on this morning in practice, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator. Wow, I just love to watch it when Andrew Mehrten comes inside Daryl Gibson."

Tony Walsh being interviewed after winning a horse race. "I just love to ride this horse. I rode her mother once and that was fantastic too."

Night all.

PP

Try these my favourite gameshow gaffs: -

Family Fortunes, ITV
1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the Capital of France? F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) What is Hitlers first name? Heil
A famous Scotsman? Jock
9) Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race? The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath? Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
13) Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair
14) A famous Royal? Mail
15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with
wings
16) A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet
1 Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
19) A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on
20) Something associated with pigs? The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac? April
22) Something people might be allergic to? Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
24) Something you put on walls? A roof
25) Something Slippery? A conman
26) A kind of ache? A fillet of fish
27) A Jacket Potato topping? Jam
2 A food that can be brown or white? A potato
29) Something sold by gypsies? Bananas
30) Something Red? My sweater