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Computer Problems

nick Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-03-04 14:34

Computer Problems

Subject: software

My friend is having trouble with his system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
he'd
used for years without trouble.

However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the
only
solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy
6.0.
Successive ...
Subject: software

My friend is having trouble with his system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
he'd
used for years without trouble.

However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the
only
solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy
6.0.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
many
bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down
completely
for several weeks.

Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0
only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused
severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover to his
dismay
that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst
Wife
1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus
and Cleanhouse 2000.

But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0
can be
unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are
automatically
stored in Wife 1.0 Hard Drive and can not be deleted. They then
re-surface
months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and
E-mail
Porn Filter.

Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option
on
the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
himself. The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoe
shop
browser Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle Express needs to be
reinstalled
every week.

It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try,
stating they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
the
system dry.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
can't be turned off.

Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could
be
problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will
delete
all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Bloody computers!

bankso snow, anyone?

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Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-03-04 16:06
On my arse Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-03-04 17:49

re: Computer Problems

LOL
Have you tried rebooting?!