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Crash Diet
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-14-08 22:06Crash Diet
Angie has just told me I need to lose 2 stone before 14th March
Hmmmm .... fat chance
PP
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hey pete dont loose the extra layers to protect you from the cold in that thong
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Excellent Idea PP. You are a winner - a sponsorsed slim before you go... £ for a Lb. You are so dedicated to the orphanage. You are now going to give up food as well as dignity.You will get a seat on his RHS!
(Other religions are available)
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New Diet ........Only 6 Brandys a night rather than 10.
Cut out chips and replace with French Fries.
Walk the dogs past the pub - then return to pub.
Press ups (Tanjette to arrange).
Replace bread with toast.
Should do it
Pete
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good luck with it Pete. I have just been to the gym and all I can say is "ouch"re: Crash Diet
I can help you on the diet cheats.. been at weight watchers the past 18 months... heard/tried them all!
Spirits with diet mixers are better than beers.
Steak cut oven chips much better than skinny french fires as there is less surface area to absorb fat.
Jog to the pub (to get there quicker), get very drunk and it doubles the distance walked on the way home.
Less food means you get drunk quicker too.
Any additional exercise is better.. The first time you walk to the fridge don't ...
Spirits with diet mixers are better than beers.
Steak cut oven chips much better than skinny french fires as there is less surface area to absorb fat.
Jog to the pub (to get there quicker), get very drunk and it doubles the distance walked on the way home.
Less food means you get drunk quicker too.
Any additional exercise is better.. The first time you walk to the fridge don't ...
I can help you on the diet cheats.. been at weight watchers the past 18 months... heard/tried them all!
Spirits with diet mixers are better than beers.
Steak cut oven chips much better than skinny french fires as there is less surface area to absorb fat.
Jog to the pub (to get there quicker), get very drunk and it doubles the distance walked on the way home.
Less food means you get drunk quicker too.
Any additional exercise is better.. The first time you walk to the fridge don't eat anything... go back,sit down, then return to the firdge;- you've earnt it!
Replace sliced bread to one you have to cut yourself.. see additional exercise.
Spirits with diet mixers are better than beers.
Steak cut oven chips much better than skinny french fires as there is less surface area to absorb fat.
Jog to the pub (to get there quicker), get very drunk and it doubles the distance walked on the way home.
Less food means you get drunk quicker too.
Any additional exercise is better.. The first time you walk to the fridge don't eat anything... go back,sit down, then return to the firdge;- you've earnt it!
Replace sliced bread to one you have to cut yourself.. see additional exercise.
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TD --- you are my kinda womanPete
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Oh, Cheers. You've made me all smiley inside.Bob's cq went into post yeaterday, - The card made me think of you. LOL Wait for that Postie tomorrow.
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PP
