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Da Rulz!
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-03-04 00:15Da Rulz!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules - Please note that they are not numbered as they are equally important:
* Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down
* Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are ...
* Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down
* Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are ...
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules - Please note that they are not numbered as they are equally important:
* Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down
* Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
* Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to
change that.
* Crying is blackmail.
* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say
it.
* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
* Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
* Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
* ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
* If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
* Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.
* You have enough clothes.
* You have too many shoes.
* I am in shape. Round is a shape.
lol
* Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down
* Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
* Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to
change that.
* Crying is blackmail.
* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say
it.
* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
* Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
* Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
* ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
* If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
* Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.
* You have enough clothes.
* You have too many shoes.
* I am in shape. Round is a shape.
lol
re: Da Rulz!
Very good m8...just printin it off to staple to the missus's head