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Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-15-05 13:09Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
Morning all!
Got back in the early hours of Sunday morning and am currently sitting at my desk in London sulking about not being back there right this minute!
Things I do not miss (in a list format cos I love a list):-
(1) The warm morning breakfast buffet. The chef in our hotel obviously specialised in eggs. He must own a chicken farm.
(2) The blokes that clear the tables in the hotel dining room. We had three and I knicknamed them Flash, The Coiled Spring and Mr Is He Actually ...
Got back in the early hours of Sunday morning and am currently sitting at my desk in London sulking about not being back there right this minute!
Things I do not miss (in a list format cos I love a list):-
(1) The warm morning breakfast buffet. The chef in our hotel obviously specialised in eggs. He must own a chicken farm.
(2) The blokes that clear the tables in the hotel dining room. We had three and I knicknamed them Flash, The Coiled Spring and Mr Is He Actually ...
Morning all!
Got back in the early hours of Sunday morning and am currently sitting at my desk in London sulking about not being back there right this minute!
Things I do not miss (in a list format cos I love a list):-
(1) The warm morning breakfast buffet. The chef in our hotel obviously specialised in eggs. He must own a chicken farm.
(2) The blokes that clear the tables in the hotel dining room. We had three and I knicknamed them Flash, The Coiled Spring and Mr Is He Actually Breathing Because He Does Not Do F'All! They had a system where they would only clear a table if the plates were four deep and the table cloth had at least a dozen spillages of different descriptions.
(3) The girls on reception who had the talent of speaking perfect english but then lost command of the language as soon as a problem arised.
(4) The miserable bloke in the Malina ski depot. I tried to crack a few funnies but he was having none of it.
(5) Bell sellers - I feel that on my holiday I bonded with such individuals as Mr Nike, Mr Diesel or Mr Dallas Cowboys. I now walk round London "jingling" at fellow city slickers.
(6) The ski coaches - Not on time, packed and the drivers all had BO problems.
(7) The Welsh (Not that I have anything against the Welsh) prat who had a face you could slap. He also wound other individuals in my party.
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The women who served behind the bar in the Pereik Pool area. She obviously didn't pass her maths exam as she short changed me every time.
(9) The women who work in the shops - As soon as you go in they follow you around and just stare at you. Why would I want to steal a bracelet with I Love Liverpool on it?
(10) The BJ's Artist - always pissed and looked like Wurzel Gummage. He offered to draw my pictute on a daily basis.
(11) My original room on the 9th floor of the Murgavets. It was set out on two floors and had a patchwork carpet made from all the left overs from different hotels.
(12) The bl*%dy musicians in the restaurant in the evening. What that man could do with his Casio Keyboard was amazing. They even sold their own CD - I bought one and sent it to the welsh prat (that will teach him).
Dickie (I got more than one Valentines Card) H
Got back in the early hours of Sunday morning and am currently sitting at my desk in London sulking about not being back there right this minute!
Things I do not miss (in a list format cos I love a list):-
(1) The warm morning breakfast buffet. The chef in our hotel obviously specialised in eggs. He must own a chicken farm.
(2) The blokes that clear the tables in the hotel dining room. We had three and I knicknamed them Flash, The Coiled Spring and Mr Is He Actually Breathing Because He Does Not Do F'All! They had a system where they would only clear a table if the plates were four deep and the table cloth had at least a dozen spillages of different descriptions.
(3) The girls on reception who had the talent of speaking perfect english but then lost command of the language as soon as a problem arised.
(4) The miserable bloke in the Malina ski depot. I tried to crack a few funnies but he was having none of it.
(5) Bell sellers - I feel that on my holiday I bonded with such individuals as Mr Nike, Mr Diesel or Mr Dallas Cowboys. I now walk round London "jingling" at fellow city slickers.
(6) The ski coaches - Not on time, packed and the drivers all had BO problems.
(7) The Welsh (Not that I have anything against the Welsh) prat who had a face you could slap. He also wound other individuals in my party.
(
The women who served behind the bar in the Pereik Pool area. She obviously didn't pass her maths exam as she short changed me every time.(9) The women who work in the shops - As soon as you go in they follow you around and just stare at you. Why would I want to steal a bracelet with I Love Liverpool on it?
(10) The BJ's Artist - always pissed and looked like Wurzel Gummage. He offered to draw my pictute on a daily basis.
(11) My original room on the 9th floor of the Murgavets. It was set out on two floors and had a patchwork carpet made from all the left overs from different hotels.
(12) The bl*%dy musicians in the restaurant in the evening. What that man could do with his Casio Keyboard was amazing. They even sold their own CD - I bought one and sent it to the welsh prat (that will teach him).
Dickie (I got more than one Valentines Card) H
re: Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
Hi Dickie...How did things end up with the girl three desks away ?? Valentines day and all that.. (did you get a card/flowers/chocs ??)
steve c
re: Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
Hi DickieCould not resist having a look at the website once again.
Already wishing I was back there and sitting in Brothers with my obligatory morning coca cola with Ludwig trying to sell us bells and Matt (the big east end bloke) taking the p**s.
Already watched the DVD - just looks absolute mayhem.
Wish I could go back this year but the mountain of post on my desk says otherwise.
re: Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
I have come to the conclusion that she is a lesbian. No I got no card!re: Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
Any obvious signs ?? Kylie photos (lesbian icon) ,big boots and dungerees, cracking her knuckles, eating ice cold yorkies ?? or perhaps she just don`t fancy you mate...At least you did get some cards, somebody does
re: Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
How could you slag off those wonderful musicians - if my daughter could read your comments - she'd be gutted
We gave her 10 lev to buy his disc and that quietened him for a while and then sent her up to get his autograph, another 15 mins of quiet. Got to be worth it!!
Don't know what we'll do if we go back next year and he's got another one out
PS My daughters only 6.
re: Dickie back at his desk and bored and has listed things I do not miss about my beloved Bulgaria!!
DickieGlad to hear you got my post yesterday
or perhaps it could have been from one of your Bulgarian Shop keepers!!Enjoyed todays post!
Ellie
