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Dickies Travel Advice
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-03-05 10:53Dickies Travel Advice
Dickie is off to Pamps (with little Dickie in tow) in 2 flipping days time and would like to share some tips whilst travelling.
Other airport advice:-
1. When waiting in the departure lounge and the plane comes in from Bulgaria, ignore all the idiotic individuals who say through the seperating glass "there is no snow". They all do it and it is not funny and its not clever.
2. Buy something from the duty free that you have never wanted and you will never use.
3. Buy a electric plug ...
Other airport advice:-
1. When waiting in the departure lounge and the plane comes in from Bulgaria, ignore all the idiotic individuals who say through the seperating glass "there is no snow". They all do it and it is not funny and its not clever.
2. Buy something from the duty free that you have never wanted and you will never use.
3. Buy a electric plug ...
Dickie is off to Pamps (with little Dickie in tow) in 2 flipping days time and would like to share some tips whilst travelling.
Other airport advice:-
1. When waiting in the departure lounge and the plane comes in from Bulgaria, ignore all the idiotic individuals who say through the seperating glass "there is no snow". They all do it and it is not funny and its not clever.
2. Buy something from the duty free that you have never wanted and you will never use.
3. Buy a electric plug adaptor and add them to your collection of over 100 (although you can never find the bl@*dy things once you put them in a "safe place" on your return).
4. Women - buy Take a Break and get annoyed on the plane when the person next to you joins in with the "Home and Away Celebrity Wordsearch".
5. Go to the toilet over half-a-dozen times!
6. When booking in ask for a seat with extra legroom even if you are a dwarf who is going skiing on the money they have made from appearing in Sleeping Beauty in Dartford.
7. Look out for the twat wearing his full skiing outfit because his case is well over the 20kg allowed (his name is Dickie and although he looks strange he is actually quite a nice guy).
8. Also you have to spot the husband and wife travellers wearing matching coats. Do you do that when you get to a certain age?
9. Blokes - when boarding look for the member of cabin crew that you most fancy. We all do it!!
10. Poofs - when boarding look for he member of the cabin crew you most fancy. You all do it!!
11. Start a conversation with the person next to you and then you regret you did for the rest of the journey.
12. Enjoy the buttered roll and tepid coffee - you need to get used to it as you have chosen Bulgaria for your Holiday.
I hope this helps.
Dickie (eaten too much and feeling like a porket this morning) H.
When the announcement is made to board please all run up at the same time and form a scrum - its a tradition.
Other airport advice:-
1. When waiting in the departure lounge and the plane comes in from Bulgaria, ignore all the idiotic individuals who say through the seperating glass "there is no snow". They all do it and it is not funny and its not clever.
2. Buy something from the duty free that you have never wanted and you will never use.
3. Buy a electric plug adaptor and add them to your collection of over 100 (although you can never find the bl@*dy things once you put them in a "safe place" on your return).
4. Women - buy Take a Break and get annoyed on the plane when the person next to you joins in with the "Home and Away Celebrity Wordsearch".
5. Go to the toilet over half-a-dozen times!
6. When booking in ask for a seat with extra legroom even if you are a dwarf who is going skiing on the money they have made from appearing in Sleeping Beauty in Dartford.
7. Look out for the twat wearing his full skiing outfit because his case is well over the 20kg allowed (his name is Dickie and although he looks strange he is actually quite a nice guy).
8. Also you have to spot the husband and wife travellers wearing matching coats. Do you do that when you get to a certain age?
9. Blokes - when boarding look for the member of cabin crew that you most fancy. We all do it!!
10. Poofs - when boarding look for he member of the cabin crew you most fancy. You all do it!!
11. Start a conversation with the person next to you and then you regret you did for the rest of the journey.
12. Enjoy the buttered roll and tepid coffee - you need to get used to it as you have chosen Bulgaria for your Holiday.
I hope this helps.
Dickie (eaten too much and feeling like a porket this morning) H.
When the announcement is made to board please all run up at the same time and form a scrum - its a tradition.
