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Dirty Dog

Daniel Snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-29-05 18:09

Dirty Dog


A young boy, about eight years old, was at the local shop picking out a box of washing powder. The friendly shop owner walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."

"But you shouldn't use this," interrupted the shopkeeper. "It's very powerful and if you wash your pooch in this, he'll get very sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be swayed. He carried ...

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the local shop picking out a box of washing powder. The friendly shop owner walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."

"But you shouldn't use this," interrupted the shopkeeper. "It's very powerful and if you wash your pooch in this, he'll get very sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be swayed. He carried the detergent to the counter, paid for it and went on his way home.

About a week later the boy was back in the shop to buy some sweets. The shopkeeper asked the boy how his dog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an 'I-told-you-so', said he was sorry the dog had died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that soap powder on your dog."

"Well," the boy replied. "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."

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Dave Canski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-31-05 14:35

re: Dirty Dog

Am I missing something here or just being a bit thick ?
graham Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-31-05 18:44
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-31-05 21:03

re: Dirty Dog

I think the last line should be......

"it was the spin drier when I tried to dry him'.

PP
Cool
Dave Canski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-01-05 10:24

re: Dirty Dog

Have you heard that one before then Pete ?
Val Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-01-05 10:31

re: Dirty Dog

As if the joke's not bad enough in the first place its even missing the punchline. Crying Crying Crying

Must try harder Daniel.
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-01-05 10:49

re: Dirty Dog

first I thought it was me (dutch is my natural habitat..) but now I feel a lot better Wink Wink
hehe Booze
Daniel Snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-01-05 12:27
Mr G Potter Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-01-05 16:39

re: Dirty Dog

why is he puttings the doggie in the washering machine? when i wash captains spongeys fur i hangs him forms the washering line so he dries. i does not thinks he licks it very much thoughs.