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God and Eve - God I have a problem. What's the problem Eve? I know that you createdm e and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake but I'm just not happy.
And why is that Eve? God, I am lonely and bored and sick to death of apples. Well Eve, in that case i have a solution. I shall create a man for you. Man? What is that God? A flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and revel in childish things. He'll be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart so he will need your advice to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when aroused but since your been complaining I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you will most certainly never be bored again. Sounds great said Eve ironically. But what's the catch God? Well you can have him on one condition. And what's that? As I said, he will be arrogant and self-admiring - so you must let him believe that I created him first. It will be our little secret - you know, woman to woman?

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A man walks into a building and gets into the elevator. He presses the button for the fifth floor. At the fifth floor the most stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the lift and leans seductively against the wall.

The man doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous.

The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She then takes off her bra and throws it on the floor.

At this stage the guy is getting very nervous.

Then she says "Make a woman out of me".

He unbuttons his shirt,throws it on the floor and replies - "Alright, iron that."