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Some will laugh ... some will read and think .. what?

A man buys a new car, a nice shiny Audi TT. He takes it out onto the road and gets it up to 30, 40, 50, 60 ... the road is nice and straight, empty and dry, so he think's ...why not?

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Just as it's touching 100 miles per hour a little frog hops right into the middle of the road. He see's it and slams on the brakes. Skidding closer and closer, the frog is just sitting in the middle of the road. The car slides right over him, spins round, hits a tree and ends up in a ditch. The man blacks out.

He wakes in a hospital in a bad way, and begins the long road to recovery. As the weeks turn to months he learns to walk again, learns to talk properly again, starts slowly getting his life back.

A year to the day of his crash, he gets hold of a brand new Audi TT, and takes it out onto the same road. 30, 40, 50, 60 ... the road is nice and straight, empty and dry, so he think's ...why not?

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WAIT! this is exactly what happened last year ... I'd better slow down.

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Just as it's touching 70 miles per hour a little frog hops right into the middle of the road. He see's it and slams on the brakes. Skidding closer and closer, the frog is just sitting in the middle of the road. But he's going slower this time, so manages to get the car under control and stop right before the frog. He runs out.

"Mr Frog, Mr Frog, I thought I'd killed you last year but the car must have skidded over your head without touching you"

and the frog says, "Do you want to buy a wardrobe."