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Facts of life

1. If you in any way resemble your passport photo, you probably need the holiday more than you think.

2. If going to church makes you a Christian, does standing in a garage make you a car?

3. Eat healthy food, don't drink, don't smoke, excersise every day..... bet you still die!

4. Junk is something you keep for years, then throw out the day before you need it.

5. What are mixed feelings? Watching your ex wife back your car over a cliff.

6. What is the defination of Matcho? Jogging home after a Vasectomy.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING 20 OR 50

7. When you're 20 you go to a new, hip, joint. When your 50 they give you a new hip joint.

8. When you're 20 you go to California because it's cool man. Whan your 50 you go to California because it's hot.

9. When your 20 your thinking of getting your head stoned. When your 50 your thinking of getting your headstone.

10. When your 20 you have long hair. When your 50 your longing for hair.

11. When your 20 you try to look like Rod Stewart. When your 50 you try anything not to look like Rod Stewart.

12. When your 20 you have a great sex drive. When your 50 it's about 70 miles.

13. When your 50 you realise size does't matter. (Do Sunflowers smell nicer than Violets?)

AND THE INSULTS WE POOR MEN HAVE TO TAKE.............

He said, you are flat chested and have hairy legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said.... no, have you?

Mothers have Mothers Day, Fathers have Fathers Day...... and single men have Palm Sunday.

PP