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THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIRLS REALLY
BUT MANY MALE JOKES WILL BE HAD IN PAMPOROVO NEXT WEEK
WITH ALL THE LORDS, EARLS, KNIGHTS & SQUIRES ABOUND




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He Said, She Said .................

He said ..... , She said ..... !!

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra - you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?



He said . .... . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . Good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . ..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said . . . I would but you're never there.



He said . . . Why did the man cross the road?

She said . . . He heard the chicken was a slut.



He said . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said . . . They don't have time



He said . . .. What do men and sperm have in common?

She said . . ....They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.



He said . . . How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

She said . . . He buys two cases of beer.



He said . . . What is the difference between men and government bonds?

She said . . . The bonds mature.



He said . . . Why are blonde jokes so short?

She said . . . So men can remember them.



He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . . We don't know; it has never happened.


He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

She said . . . They already have boyfriends.



He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

She said . . . A widow.



He said .. . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



He said .. . . What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

She said . . . They're married.



Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."



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