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FUNNIEST THING ON THE SLOPES
Author:Robert TK
posts : 1193 (Master)Date : 02-10-04 14:51FUNNIEST THING ON THE SLOPES
This is in response to Pamps Pete's (Hello by the way) funniest thing on the hols post.
The funniest thing I've seen on skis was a poor lass at Glencoe who was caught short. She decided to quicky nip behind a big boulder that would obscure her from view (just at the big corner of mugs alley/ to the bottom right of the Spring run, if you're interested). Thing is, she herring boned up, got to a fairly flat bit behind the rock and pulled down her salopets ... without taking her skis off. Can ...
The funniest thing I've seen on skis was a poor lass at Glencoe who was caught short. She decided to quicky nip behind a big boulder that would obscure her from view (just at the big corner of mugs alley/ to the bottom right of the Spring run, if you're interested). Thing is, she herring boned up, got to a fairly flat bit behind the rock and pulled down her salopets ... without taking her skis off. Can ...
This is in response to Pamps Pete's (Hello by the way) funniest thing on the hols post.
The funniest thing I've seen on skis was a poor lass at Glencoe who was caught short. She decided to quicky nip behind a big boulder that would obscure her from view (just at the big corner of mugs alley/ to the bottom right of the Spring run, if you're interested). Thing is, she herring boned up, got to a fairly flat bit behind the rock and pulled down her salopets ... without taking her skis off. Can you see this coming?!
I was supervising a few youngsters from the dry ski slope I used to work at as a tech, and was standing with them at the top of a big green run (the plateau) when they all burst out laughing. I turned round to see a skier in an extreme crouch, facing uphill, heading straight for us, big bare a*se first!
... to quickly even up the m/f balance, back at the dry ski slope, I had a complaint that the urinals in the gents weren't positioned correctly for a ski slope and a series toilet re-design was needed. He soon shut up when I quietly told him that you're supposed to take your skis OFF before using them. Scary thing is ... he wasn't the first!
The funniest thing I've seen on skis was a poor lass at Glencoe who was caught short. She decided to quicky nip behind a big boulder that would obscure her from view (just at the big corner of mugs alley/ to the bottom right of the Spring run, if you're interested). Thing is, she herring boned up, got to a fairly flat bit behind the rock and pulled down her salopets ... without taking her skis off. Can you see this coming?!
I was supervising a few youngsters from the dry ski slope I used to work at as a tech, and was standing with them at the top of a big green run (the plateau) when they all burst out laughing. I turned round to see a skier in an extreme crouch, facing uphill, heading straight for us, big bare a*se first!
... to quickly even up the m/f balance, back at the dry ski slope, I had a complaint that the urinals in the gents weren't positioned correctly for a ski slope and a series toilet re-design was needed. He soon shut up when I quietly told him that you're supposed to take your skis OFF before using them. Scary thing is ... he wasn't the first!
