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Fanny Green

Topper Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-05-04 03:34

Fanny Green

A man goes into the confessional one day and tells the priest that he has sinned. "What have you done my son?" asks the priest. "Father a new woman has moved into our town, Fanny Green, and I'm afraid I have cheated on my wife with her". So the priest tells him to say 3 hail marys and sends him on his way.
Next another man comes in the confessional and tells the priest exactly the same thing. The priest tells him to say three hail marys as well and sens him on his way. And yet another man ...
A man goes into the confessional one day and tells the priest that he has sinned. "What have you done my son?" asks the priest. "Father a new woman has moved into our town, Fanny Green, and I'm afraid I have cheated on my wife with her". So the priest tells him to say 3 hail marys and sends him on his way.
Next another man comes in the confessional and tells the priest exactly the same thing. The priest tells him to say three hail marys as well and sens him on his way. And yet another man comes into the confessional with the same sin, and gets the same three hail marys. By the end of the confession time the priest has heard all about Fanny Green and every man in the town seems to have comitted adultery with her.
Anyway the next sunday the priest is saying mass when a beautiful blond woman sways into the church, wearing a low cut top, short skirt and bright green shoes, walks provocatively down the aisle and sits in the front bench, her legs slightly apart. The priest turns to one of his altar boys and whispers "Is that Fanny Green?" to which the altar boy replies "No father I think it's just the reflection from her shoes"

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