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Thousands apon hundreds apon five people are being left without a home tonight after flash flooding destroyed an entire council estate in Milton Keynes. The flood was caused by a washing machine which had accidentally been made dimensionally transcendental by its owner Mr.Richard Head after he tried to make it capable of washing his entire collection of clothes in one go.

The water stored inside the machine was enough to fill several reservoirs and has been a major cause of drought in the south for several months.

When Mr. Head attempted to remove his clothes from the machine the water was released destroying several miles of the local city.

The damage is said to be around ten pounds and it will take two years to repair the buildings and for get things back to normal. However a positive side effect of the release of such massive quantities of water is that several billion tonnes of carbon dioxide have been absorbed by the pure water and it has set global warming back fifteen years.

This is however no consolidation to the local people who have been forced to spend the night in a school hall singing old war songs and listening to Ethel Brathwaite (92) Telling everyone about her Berts problems in the toilet department, dribbeling and telling the teenagers they don't know they are born.

A spokes man for Milton Keynes Council said " Its probably for the best Its a message from god and then mumbled something about sodom and gamora."