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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-07-08 01:51Food For Thought
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Sign seen on a baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Why do people stop to think, and forget to start again?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're ...
Sign seen on a baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Why do people stop to think, and forget to start again?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're ...
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Sign seen on a baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Why do people stop to think, and forget to start again?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Help Wanted: Telepathy. You know where to apply.
Car service department - If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot it faster.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Do all computers wait at the same speed.
Pete
Sign seen on a baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Why do people stop to think, and forget to start again?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Help Wanted: Telepathy. You know where to apply.
Car service department - If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot it faster.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Do all computers wait at the same speed.
Pete
re: Food For Thought
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ...
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ...
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
